Full of Betty and her family and a sometimes midnight mouse
In a suburb of Canberra there's a chilly little house
He lifted up a fluffy leg and sprayed the heater well
So when poor Betty switched it on it amplified the smell
The pong of fan-forced Oscar piss is really rather whiffy
So Betty ran out screaming, closely followed by poor Miffy.
Oh Oscar dear, your efforts to protect us are commended
But killing off my heater wasn't quite what you intended
Intruder Kitty wasn't fazed and came right back last night
Having said that, the new heater (placed up high, beyond the reach of territorial sprayings), puts out quite a decent amount of heat. The problem of Intruder Kitty, however, remains. Gas Mask, anyone?