Monday, 19 January 2009

An attack of wind

No, this is not another post about the perils of ageing!

willy willy: A dust devil is a strong, well-formed, and relatively long-lived whirlwind, ranging from small (half a meter wide and a few meters tall) to large (over 10 meters wide and over 1000 meters tall). The primary vertical motion is upward. Dust devils are usually harmless, but rare ones can grow large enough to threaten both people and property. - Wikipedia

So I'm sitting at the lights this arv on the way home from work, waiting for the
green arrow so I can turn off Belconnen Way onto Coulter Drive... It's been a pretty warm day and there's a lot of gusty wind about.

On the other side of the intersection, along the median strip, a willy-willy forms. No kidding. I'm fascinated. It starts off as a tall thin column about 5-6 metres tall, and it gets lower and wider as it crosses the intersection. For a brief second I'm sure it's going to go around the corner, but no - it wavers momentarily and then dances straight towards me, showering the area with the fine gravel they use on the median strip.

The lights change. My green arrow. If I gun the engine I might be OK. If I keep both feet on the ground and don't try to move the bike until the willy-willy passes (possibly a safer option) I'll probably be rear-ended. What to do, what to do?

This goes through my head at warp speed, at the exact split second that the willy-willy sideswipes the bike and knocks it (and me) flying. Holy shit! I can't believe the power of that thing!

The two lanes of traffic waiting to turn right, don't. They watch as I narrowly (and I like to think 'gracefully', ha ha) avoid the falling bike and wrench my ankle. Hmm. Maybe not quite so graceful. I hobble back towards the bike. Hot and sweaty, I pull off my helmet so I can breathe while I try to lift the bike. The nice man in the car behind realises I'm a small female and not a nuggety little bloke, so offers to help me pick up the bike.

I'm shaking like a leaf, right? I straighten my mirror and take quick stock of the damage. Bent bar end, smashed right indicator, couple of little scratches. Any off you can walk away from is a good one. An off you can ride away from is even better!

The bent bar end, I discover, makes the throttle stick. Every time I change gears I almost chuck a wheelie. Just what I need! My right ankle's throbbing, but I can wiggle my toes, so I figure riding to the mechanic is more of a priority than riding to casualty.

The lovely Bruce & Matt have their usual laugh at my expense "Tornadoes in Canberra eh? Yep.... right.... you get a lot of those..... " but they straighten things out and add the latest expense to my current half-paid bill.

Of course, now that the adrenalin has worn off, I'm not so sure about the ankle. It's throbbing, swollen, and is turning an interesting colour. Ouch. Damn it, this was my good leg!

I don't think I'll be going anywhere in a hurry - looks like I'll need tomorrow off work, and will need to go see a doctor! OUCH!!! This is the kind of adventure I can do without!

13 comments:

pisshead said...

Bloody hell, Betty, that's the best excuse I've ever heard!

Here's to hoping the ankle checks out OK and doesn't turn into another bum saga!

Sue said...

LOL - sounds like a Tall Tale or a Ripping Yarn, doesn't it? I wish! Off the bike for 3 weeks now, boo hiss!

Gerry said...

Oh dear... Blogger Betty...

Get well soon, eh... :-)

Sue said...

thanks Gerry - have you returned to the blogosphere yet? Was sad to see you go!

Gerry said...
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Gerry said...

What !?! You've read that crap? It's a wonder you didn't go blind. No, I can't see me blogging anymore. Sick of writing crap (and not good enough to write better.) But I did do a PS to the last post a few minutes ago. By way of completion.

BTW, Hi, Pisshead. How ya doin' ?

Vivienne said...

Poor Betty. It must be sad to be away from work - not.

Sue said...

LOL Viv! Yep, it's sad.... ;-) but I'll get over it. Back on deck on 28th, by which time I will supposedly be adept at sprinting around on crutches.

pisshead said...

Gerry! Long time no see (down a dusty track near St Albans I believe)!

Betty Sue! You and your ligaments! Good to hear you didn't do a Ewan McGregor and break it at least. Making a cuppa and getting it to the comfy chair is a bugga on crutches. Stubbies are way easier!

Get well soon and hope you're back on track sooner than expected!

Sue said...

Hey Pisshead, I discovered the thing about taking a cuppa anywhere. Have moved a chair into the kitchen. And one into the bathroom. Perching on the edge of the bath to remove cast gets ouchy. Oh,and I think I'll just start drinking the wine straight from the bottle BWAAHAHAHA! Steep learning curve, this, and OH my aching shoulders!

keryna said...

Wow that's so crazy! I've determined that to be a motorcycle rider is to become fearless in the face of potential pain (or at least able to swallow that fear on a regular basis). So do you call your insurance agent and explain this as an "act of god"? :)

Sue said...

Act of God, Keryna? heh heh, what God would do that to me? Nah, it's just passing wind *evil laugh*. A cosmic fart, if you like... Won't be claiming on insurance, coz there's not much damage to the bike - and over here the public health system covers the treatment in casualty, so I'm not too out of pocket. Just SORE!
And cranky ;-)

Andrew said...

Yeah, I do recall pretty windy conditions riding home along Belconnen Way, but didn't actually notice any mini tornadoes.

Hope your foot heals without any lasting effects...